Eat my what now?!?
Another funny anecdote! Here is another sentence that my Taiwanese friend told me about.
「我下麵給你吃」
So this means, “I’m going to cook some noodles for you (to eat).” Nothing wrong with this sentence. 下麵 literally means “down noodles” and refers to the action of putting noodles into a pot to boil them. A synonym could be 煮麵.
Now if we look at this same sentence written in simplified characters, it becomes…